I AM THE PIZZA MAN
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Crust Wars

Aim your oven. Hit the other tank. Play a bot or invite a friend.

IATPM CRUST WARS 03DELIVERY WITH EXTRA FIREPOWER.
PIZZA MAN100OVEN HEALTH
SPECIAL DELIVERYTURN 1SEA BREEZE → 0
RIVAL CHEF 100OVEN HEALTH
★ IATPM · THE DINNER DUEL ★

CRUST WARS!

Hot ovens. Cool sea breeze.
A little friendly food fight.

NO COINS. NO ACCOUNT. JUST EXTRA CHEESE.
SPECIAL OF THE DAY
MOVE · 1/TURN

HOLD ←→ AIM↑↓ POWERAD MOVE1–4 TOPPINGSSPACE FIRESHIFT FINE AIM

Pick your rival. The ovens are ready.

Invite a friend

Choose your series length, then create a private link to share.

FRIEND DUEL · BEST OF

First to 2 wins.

Controls

Keyboard & mouse

  • ← →Adjust aim; hold Shift for finer changes
  • ↑ ↓Adjust power
  • A DMove once per turn
  • 1–4Choose Meatball, Pepperoni, Olive or Large Pie
  • Space / EnterFire
  • MouseDrag across the battlefield to aim, or use the sliders

Touch

  • Drag left or right on the battlefield to adjust the angle.
  • Drag up or down to adjust power.
  • Angle and power sliders also let you fine-tune your shot. A tap keeps the current setting.
  • Tap Move left or Move right to move once per turn.
  • Choose a topping, then tap Fire. Watch the wind before your next shot.

Move before firing: one optional move per turn, up to one tank width. It costs no ammo and keeps your shot. Steep walls, edges and the rival can stop you. A partial move counts; a fully blocked attempt does not. Deep drops can cost HP and lose the round.

Ammo & damage

Topping damage and starting stock per chef
ToppingMax damageStock
Meatball19 HPUnlimited
Pepperoni Cluster11 HP × 32
Rolling Olive20 HP2
Large Pie28 HP1

Every oven starts with 100 HP. Health and ammo refill each level or round. Pepperoni splits at the top of its arc: three blasts can combine for up to 33 HP; an early hit makes only one blast. Splash does less damage farther away. Crater falls can add damage, and you can hit your own oven.

Bot runs: win a level, then choose Next level to keep going against a sharper chef. Win points stay banked if you lose, draw or stop. Friend duels: share a private invite link; your friend can join as a guest. Choose best of 1, 3, 5, 7 or 9. Drawn rounds replay, either chef can start the next round, and forfeiting ends the series. Friend duels have no ranked scores. Signed-in players can reopen the invite link to return to their own seat. Guests need to keep their game tab open. Saved leaderboard points stay.

THE DINNER DUEL

A little rivalry.
A lot of meatballs.

You and a rival chef take turns firing toppings from your pizza oven tanks. Bring the rival’s oven health to zero to win.

1. Aim: drag the sliders to adjust your angle and power. On touch screens, taps keep the current setting and small drags make fine changes. The short guide on your tank shows its direction. Watch the sea breeze.

2. Choose: select a topping button. Every oven starts with 100 HP. Keys 1–4 select toppings directly.

Ammo and maximum blast damage
ToppingUp toStock
Meatball19 HP∞
Pepperoni Cluster11 HP × 32
Rolling Olive20 HP2
Large Pie28 HP1

Stock is per chef and refills each level or round. Pepperoni splits at the top of its arc: three blasts can combine for up to 33 HP; a hit before splitting makes only one blast. Splash deals less farther away. Crater falls can add damage, and your own oven can be hit too.

3. Move: one optional move per turn, before firing, up to one tank width. It costs no ammo and keeps your shot. Steep walls, edges and the rival can stop you. A partial move counts; a fully blocked attempt does not. Deep drops can cost HP and lose the round. Keys A and D move left and right.

4. Deliver: choose FIRE. Watch where your topping lands, then adjust on your next turn.

Battle a bot for a quick duel, or choose Invite a friend and share the link. Choose best of 1, 3, 5, 7, or 9 in the invitation dialog. First to a majority of round wins takes the series; drawn rounds replay. Each new round refills health and ammo, changes terrain, and alternates who starts. Either chef can choose Next round. Forfeiting ends the whole series. Your friend can join as a guest. Keep the invitation private: it saves a seat at your table.

Bot runs: win a level, then choose Next level to keep going on fresh terrain against a slightly sharper chef. Health and ammo refill each level. Each victory adds 1,000 points, plus 10 per health left and 50 per turn under 30. Turns count both chefs’ deliveries. Points are banked after each win and stay if you lose, draw, or end the run. Friend duels have no scores.

Use Full Screen for a little more room on your phone. On touch screens, drag left/right to fine-tune the current angle and up/down for power. A tap keeps your aim. With a mouse, drag across the battlefield to point the oven; a simple click only focuses the game. The sliders also let you adjust angle and power.

Desktop controls: hold ← or → to aim smoothly, and ↑ or ↓ to change power. Hold SHIFT for fine aiming. Keys A/D move once per turn. 1–4 select toppings; SPACE fires. You can keep aiming after using a topping button.