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Squid Drive

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Five swings. One squid. A very questionable delivery.

PhysicsAction games

Night-market bounces, scooter chaos and the long Jiufen descent.

Taiwan Night Market
SQUID DRIVE 06
DISTANCE0.0 m
SWINGS1 / 5
DEVICE BEST0.0 m
YOUR DELIVERY ROUTE
ANGLE44°
IATPM · NIGHT MARKET SPECIAL

SQUID
DRIVE.

Five swings.
Absolutely no delivery insurance.

CHOOSE ANGLE→TIME POWER→LET IT FLY
SAME SQUID. NEW BAD IDEA.
YOUR NEXT GREAT BAD IDEA

Five swings to see how far you can go.

Same squid. A whole new street.

This game is in beta testing. Play and leave feedback in the comments below.

The night market is your course.

Tap or press Space to choose your angle, then again for power. Each new swing starts where the squid stopped. Your final distance after five swings is your score.

Link the bright targets for a longer run. Read the gaps before the red hazards.

AwningsLand on the striped top.
Oven ventsCatch the blue updraft at any height.
FlourHead or feet first, keep sliding.
Peel kickersHit the pizza-peel ramp low for a kick.
SauceClear the red sauce, or ride over it.
Food stallsLoft over the food stall.
Grandma bicyclesLand on the rack for a long ride and launch.
ScootersTop hits bounce. Front hits cost speed. No rides.
Jiufen stepsA downhill stair street near swing three. Bounce all the way down.
Truck canopyBounce off the canvas canopy.
Open truck bedCatch a long ride, then launch automatically.

Rides carry you over sticky sauce. On open road, enjoy 3.5 seconds of travel before launch. An impassable obstacle triggers an earlier launch.

Right beside a bicycle rack or open truck bed? Tap HOP ON or press H for a short boarding hop. It uses one swing.

Only the pointed tip can stick. The sloped head and sides bounce or roll.

One Tentacle Save per round. Tap or press Space just before a landing to spring forward. Too early wastes it. Read the street preview below the game. Press P to pause and F for fullscreen.

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    FIVE SWINGS. ONE SQUID.

    Read the street.
    Trust the tentacles.

    Pizza Man and our Squid Sling squid are taking the long way home. You have five swings to travel as far as possible along one continuous street.

    1. Choose your angle. Tap the game or press Space when the arrow points where you want to go.
    2. Time your power. Tap again. A lower shot can catch a useful awning; a high shot clears food stalls.
    3. Watch the ride. Bicycle racks and open truck beds carry you for up to 3.5 seconds, then launch automatically. Rides bypass sticky sauce; an impassable obstacle triggers an earlier launch. Scooter tops bounce; front hits cost speed. Scooters and handcart trailers never carry you. Near swing three, bounce down Jiufen’s long stair street. The market continues below. Awnings, vents and peel kickers keep you flying; flour keeps you sliding.
    4. Hop onto a nearby ride. When you stop beside an unused rack or open bed, tap HOP ON or press H. This short hop uses one swing; the usual swing controls remain available.
    5. Save a landing. Once per round, tap just before a landing for a Tentacle Save. An early tap spends it without a boost.
    6. Go again from there. When the squid stops, choose your next shot. Your final position after the fifth swing is your score.

    The street preview stays visible below the game. Its dotted line estimates your first contact at the shown power. Use P to pause and F for fullscreen. On a phone, start opens fullscreen. Leaving fullscreen pauses the round. Your best distance stays on this device; shared scores need a connection.