
CHIEF CRUMB OFFICER
Crusty
阿脆Makes every pizza with love. Blames every disaster on the oven.
THE IATPM CHARACTER FILES
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Small profiles. Very big personalities.

CHIEF CRUMB OFFICER
Makes every pizza with love. Blames every disaster on the oven.

DELIVERY OPTIMIST
Took one driving lesson. Immediately became a delivery service.

DIRECTOR OF FLAILING
Aims for the stars. Usually finds a tree.

FOREST SHUTTLE SERVICE
Offers free lifts. Accepts payment exclusively in compliments.
Coming soon

HEAD OF ENCOURAGEMENT
Self-appointed hype man. Takes every round personally.

UNLICENSED LEAD SINGER
A backup singer who keeps mistaking the oven for a microphone.

MINISTER OF MOISTURE
Has never paid rent. Has strong opinions about humidity.

CIRCULAR THINKER
An olive with a hole where the plan should be.

CHIEF HEAT OFFICER
Calls every argument a warm welcome.

SALT CONSULTANT
A tiny fish with a very big salt budget.

CHIEF FLOAT OFFICER
Insists he’s the delivery captain. Has never left the sink.
Coming soon
ONE SLICE, MANY HATS
Pizzaman bowls, delivers pizzas and always brings extra enthusiasm. Different outfits, same slice.
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